Written by: Anita Bronson
Director: Gerry Mill
Producer: Paul Knight
Executive Producer: Linda Agran and Nick Elliot

Duration: 60 minutes
Airdate: 29TH October 1989
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Malcolm uses a dummie, with an attached EVAC, to wolf whistle at people walking by! The new A.D.O. Scase arrives and is far from impressed! He walks into the Watch Room and has a go at b>Sicknote for reading and presses the bells, which cause Tate to go downstairs.

Scase tells Tate and Hallam about the dummie and they are both not impressed either and Tate yells up to the mess at Malcolm, telling him he wants to see him in his office!

The phone rings in the mess and Bayleaf answers, it's Marion, she's in labour and wants Vaseline home now! As Vaseline explains his need to go home to Tate and Scase, the bells go down sounding another malicious call to Edgerton Road School.

At the school, Josie suggests reporting the malicious calls to the bill, but Kevin doesn't like the idea because he knows fully well that his brother is behind them.

Marion packs her own clothes for hospital as Vaseline just sits on the bed smoking!

Malcolm is called in to see the A.D.O., who first moans about the size and lighting of his office, compared to Tate's, before having a go at Malcolm. Tate later arrives back from a shout with the Pump crew, to be informed that the A.D.O. has already disciplined Malcolm. Scase then continues to moan about his office to Tate where he points out that the rank of Station Commander is a relatively new rank in the London Fire Brigade and a lot of old fire stations have no where to house them.

During dinner, Tate asks why the Bolognaise is so red. Bayleaf reveals that he had put some of the tomato soup in with it! Tony then suggests that he Tate could add some of his HP sauce to it!

Kevin has a go at Mickey once again for the malicious calls, which he still denies. Mickey threatens giving the Watch a real fire, which prompts Kevin to hit him, before threatening to turn him into the bill himself!

Vaseline arrives to the station to announce that Marion has had a baby boy! He also reckons that he is going to be a new man now that he has responsibilities! George reveals to her that she is not allowed there. Julia apologises to him for putting there date off and wonders why George hasn't called her and he points out that he thought it was her way of getting rid of him. Julia points out that she'll be free the next night, but George can't, he's on duty. She then tells him to be at the library the day after at a certain time, because she finishes early and if he isn't there, it's over.

In the evening, Mickey and his mates start a fire in a science hut at their school. Once the Watch are called out, Mickey and his mates and standing around and Hallam accuses them of starting the blaze as he can smell the petrol on them. He asks George to keep an eye on them as he goes to get Tate. As the boys run off, George grabs Mickey, but Kevin pleas with Tate to let him go because he's already in trouble with the police and he is his brother. Tate sends Kevin back to the appliance, as Mickey is handed over to the police.

As Josie goes to bed, her doorbell rings. It's two plain clothed police officers, who inform her that they have picked up an attempted rape and ask her to do an ID Parade. Josie does the ID parade, but her attempted rapist is not there.

Bayleaf goes to visit Clare, only to find out that her boy's are off sick, so they can't go out. Clare suggests they eat there, then suggests that he goes up to see the boys.

Steven and Peter are having a pillow fight and quickly dive into bed as Bayleaf walks in. He comments on them looking so ill, then says how he was going to take them to McDonalds! When he goes downstairs, Bayleaf points out how he thinks the boys are pretending to be ill so they can see what he's like. Clare states that it crossed her mind too, but they would be missing football practise, which they both love. The boy's then appear, revealing how they feel a lot better!

George and Malcolm wait outside the library for Julia, where Malcolm reveals to Julia that George is an imposter and that he didn't want to date her under false pretences! Julia tells George that she knew the truth all along!

Charisma tries to get rid of Donna and threatens to get a solicitor, but she points out that he would just be wasting his money because he did invite her to stay after all.

Hallam arrives at Borough Street, where he is in charge of a watch, while their Station Officer is away. He finds monkey nuts hanging from Maddox's locker and is not happy.

Kevin tells Tate that he wants to transfer or he even might resign. Tate ensures him that the Watch don't blame him for his brother's malicious calls.

The Watch are called to a shout where they rescue a man, who has suffered a heart attack at the top of a crane. Tony goes up to the man and informs Tate that he is unconscious. Kevin is then sent up in a skip, which the man is put in, before he is carefully taken back down.

Hallam calls Maddox to his office, where Maddox tells Hallam that he doesn't want to make an issue of the racism. Hallam points out Maddox's missing DSU from a previous shout and tells Maddox that he shouldn't have to put up with it and he personally won't put up with it. AS Maddox leaves the office, Scouser approached Maddox and accuses him of going to the Sub. Maddox later finds that his helmet has been written on.

Charisma meets his mum and boyfriend Big Ron at the airport. On the way back home, Charisma tells him mum all about Donna. Then, as they arrive home, Doreen chucks Donna out literally and all of her things are thrown out behind her!



Starring:

Malcolm - Rupert Baker
Vaseline - Mark Arden
Tony - Treva Etienne
Sicknote - Richard Walsh
Tate - James Marcus
Hallam - Sean Blowers
Bayleaf - James Hazeldine
George - Glen Murphy
Charisma - Gerard Horan
Josie - Katharine Rogers
Kevin - Ross Boatman

Marion - Helen Blizard
Maggie - Shirley Greenwood
Julia - Ingrid Lacey
Dorothy - Carol Harrison
Nancy - Yvonne Edgell
Donna - Paddy Navin
Clare - Valerie Holliman
Scase - Cliff Howells
Scouser - Richard Walker
Maddox - Valentine Nonyela
Doreen - Jeaniie Harris
Big Ron - Bunny May
Mickey - Demetri Jagger
Bateman - Jake Wood
Taffy - Peter Diamond
Buster - Martin Fisk
Ambulance Man - Reg Harding
St. Officer Stubbs - John Pennington
White Watch - David Peart
Det. Sgt. Crawford - Ona McCracken
Kevin's mum - Pamela Buckle
Venetia - Karen Frawley
Headmaster - Ron Aldridge
Steven - Ben Robb
Peter - Rory McNicholl
Three Lads - Luke Hope, Horace Oliver and Tim Woodman